HELLO NEWGROUNDS PEOPLE!!!!! New Comedy Art joke about Tom Felps!!! This is just the tip of the ice

berg!!! I got loads of content for You fans coming soon!!! No worries! I'm bringing it! Got plans for year 2020!!!

Keep the absurd minds! I'll keep You Guys Updated!

Sincerely, absurdtyler.

HELLO NEWGROUNDS PEOPLE!!! No worries! I haven't forgot! I got more content coming Your Guys way!

I just posted a spiderman comedy art! Some of the joke was that the spiderman suite is actually a hand down

suite from Peter's Mom's Ex's leftover suitcase of clothes. LOLOLOLOL!!!!! One last note before I do My outro thing: tell Me what You guys would think about Me starting an AbsurdTyler Youtube Channel where You Fans can get to know Me

personally? Tell Me in the comments what You think of that! Keep the absurd minds! And, I'll keep You

guys updated!

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.

HELLO NEWGROUNDS PEOPLE!!!! I've been super busy lately! Sorry for the delay. Not to promote or seem bad, cause I've tried to stop that. But for You Fans of Me if You want to visit My YouTube page for other projects I've been working on: visit jubitoons on YouTube. Update today is: I'm trying to infiltrate the supplies to get a big YouTube channel going! Animators out there will be looked for!

Sincerely, Absurd Tyler!

Hello Newgrounds People!!! I got some more stuff on the way! Don't have any updates at the moment!

Keep The Absurd Minds!

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.

HELLO NEWGROUNDS PEOPLE!!!! Same old, same old... That's what the next election is going to be. Myriads of people are going to whine and complain about everything EXCEPT policies, and how those policies can benefit if worked on or done; instead We'll insert energy on old age concepts like "feminism", "racism", "Islamophobia", "xenophobia" and other bullshit.... You know what I find HILARIOUS AS HELL? Is that we can send a man to the moon and back, discover so much innovations for modern medicine, find mind blowing evidence for the sciences about the big bang (or just the origins of the universe), accomplish years and years of research about animal and human DNA, *BUT*, *BUT* can't grow up and get pass sexism or racism! Like, what the fuck?! I got to be honest, when friends, family member's or people at work bring up racism, I'm like: "O, that's STILL a thing?" It's funny, We talk about the "FUTURE" but haven't grown out of racism or sexism. NOTE TO AMERICA: WE ALL HAVE INDIFFERENCE! IT'S WHAT FORMS THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS! GROW UP!

NEW COMEDY ART ON THE FAR LEFT!!! :)

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler

HELLO NEWGROUNDS PEOPLE!!!! So, Yesterday night I made a joke about someone I knew thinking it wouldn't be a big deal; I get done with the comedy art, take a picture of it on My Phone and send it to this person. Just seconds later a text comes back saying I'm going to be in legal trouble. At this point, You can imagine I'm scared shitless trying to keep calm, then next text is sent saying I could lose My job if I don't delete it. Of course, I delete it to keep Myself from either possibly going to jail or losing My job where I work currently. I know it probably was a scare tactic, but who wants to risk that?... NOT THIS GUY! Anyways! Keep The Absurd Minds! :D

DEEPER DETAILS FOR THE FANS: The anime joke You see in the latest arts now was originally a joke about the person that's keeping anonymous.

NEW COMEDY ARTS TONIGHT! I'M TRYING TO POST EVERY NIGHT! THE LATEST ARTS WILL BE ON THE FAR LEFT! <<< RE-EDITED 7/25/2019

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.

HELLO NEWGROUNDS PEOPLE!!!! Realizing that I've been on Newgrounds for about 5 or 6 years,

I've decided to take it to the next level! What I mean by that is the content of the art as well as what and

who I scorn! No limits! I've always loved adult cartoons that brought the heat, so, that's what I'm going to

give You Guys! Keep The Absurd Minds!

NEW COMEDY ARTS COMING SOON! KEEP TUNED IN! :D

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.

HELLO NEWGROUNDS PEOPLE!!!!! I wanted to share with You guys, in case You were wondering about the World of AbsurdTyler! How the World works! Okay, You focus in on the 27 year old AbsurdTyler and His friends, ranging around the same ages, that just moved into a big house together. Living in the reckless Neighborhood of Sylvester Park where nothing is ever handled. The adults are shown to be more immature and irresponsible than the teens and children in this world. The Friends Names are: Brooklyn and Luke Biden the antisemitic Jewish couple, Stanley Weltch The brown haired one in the red long sleeved jacket, Howard Stone the guy who received a creepy sinister furby, Ward Garret and Tayla Shaw the texting couple, Greg Lawrence the red headed, grey shirt big boob vampire and Stanley Weltches Girlfriend who asked Him "So, How is it?" and Stanley said excitedly "Hard!", is Haley Bennett.

^7/22/2019^ < ALL TEXT UP HERE WAS TYPED AND POSTED YESTERDAY.

>>> NEW COMEDY ART IS COMING TONIGHT!!!! <This part of text was typed>>>> TODAY.

HELLO NEWGROUNDS PEOPLE!!!! I thought I was going to do the whole "9PM everyday thing", but, I'm not that good with schedules, so You guys are just going to get however much Comedy Arts I decide to post each day; Being at least two.

Although a lot of My comedy arts are based on real life situations and ideas, there's a little bit of surrealism inserted. Being from My Grandparents buying Me a "Furby", which I thought was CREEPY, or just something I've made My Family and Friends laugh about. Nothing's off limits! Sometimes, I just post comedy arts based on opinions. Love You Guys! Keep the absurd minds! NOTE: NEW COMEDY ARTS WILL BE IN THE LATEST ARTS ON THE FAR LEFT! :D

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.

Hello Newgrounds People!!!! I hope You guys are having a great day so far!!! I first want to give a HUGE

thank you to all of My old and new fans that give me so much support!!! I love you guys and always hope You're

satisfied with the AbsurdTyler content, even though that might not be much. From now on, I will be posting every single day in order to keep You guys happy; including the designated posting time being at: 9:00PM every night and no more long breaks. Last Note: All the new comedy arts will be in the latest art posts in the far left corner! Keep The Absurd Minds!

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.