Hello Newgrounds People!!!!    :DDD   I know you guys are probably thinking, right now: (Squealy Voice)  "AbsurdTyler you're our savior!  Thank you so much for putting out a comedy art."   All I have to say is: ............... I know......  You're welcome.    New comdy art is out and ready to view!  :D   I'm so happy!    If you haven't viewed my youtube page: "Jubi Toons" you still have a chance to view it.  I really want you fans to know me more as a best friend, rather than someone who posts arts and videos and never interacts.   I'll keep you guys updated!   I'll be posting videos everday on my youtube page. 

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.

Hello Newgrounds People!!!    For all of my fans that want to know me better you can go to my youtube account called: Jubi Toons.    I'm going to be posting on Newgrounds and Youtube!   :)    If you think I'm awkward, you're right.  If you think I look young.... You're right.   I don't know if any of you fans ever had a picture in your head of how you think I look, but now you can go to my youtube page and see for yourself.  I sound like I'm yelling but that's just how I've always been.  Tell me if you like.  :D   I'll be posting videos everyday.  

Hello Newgrounds People!!!  :DDD    Sorry about the delay with the comedy arts.  I've just been super busy lately and dealing with personal stuff.  I still love doing Newgrounds and I don't plan on quitting anytime soon.  Trust me, I have comedy art ideas forged and ready, I just need to find the time between me finding a job and life to post them.  That will most likely be today.   I know I've said this before but it's more than the truth.  When it comes to Newgrounds my AbsurdTyler Fans and new viewers have always come first.  I make comedy arts for you guys and because of the fact that I really, really, really enjoy making them.   I'm honestly more than happy with the 35 fans I have and will do anything to entertain them.  I'm certainly not doing it for "fame" or I would of quit three years ago.   Anyways, for the fans and new viewers, I would like to give a very warm thanks for all the support.  :)   It means a lot that some of you guys take the time out of your day to view my comedy arts.  I've got so many comments about how they're not all that good, and others saying they're super funny.   I have seen a lot of peoples pages and a lot of times I look at them wondering how a lot of you aren't more highly viewed.   NO JOKE.   All of you keep up the GREAT work and keep working on your Newgrounds Pages.   I'll keep you guys updated.

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler

Hello Newgrounds People!!!     Keep your eyes peeled for some unbridled excitement known as ---- THE!....COMEDY!.....ARTS!   Be there!  Be ready!  Be gay!   When one doesn't prepare for the event where comedy arts are posted, he or she becomes more susceptible to weeping every tear from there eyes.  Of course in a happy manner where it doesn't make me sound or look messed up.   :D    I'm posting TONIGHT!!!   Oooooooo Yeeeaaaaaa!!!    :D    Are you ready?!?!?!!   Not to rumble. GAAAWWLL!   LOL!   Thank you fans and new viewers for all the support and love!  I really appreciate it.  I love viewing your guys content and seeing what you guys are capable of.  

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.         

Hello Newgrounds People!!!  :DDD     Sorry about the long pauses.  I get so busy with life sometimes it's hard to balance everything.   Anyway!  :)   I have comedy arts coming very soon!    I feel this undeniable energy that's been filling my body these last couple weeks.    I also want to give a warm thanks to my new viewers and fans for the support.    I love making art for you guys!  And I'm very thankful for the fans I have and will get in the future.  

(Listen to Fairly Oddparents: "Shinny Teeth" Song while reading this.  It adds energy.   :D) 

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler

Hello Newgrounds People!!!  :DDD    Something that you fans and random viewers are probably wondering is what's my persona?   Things that my friends, family and random people that have become friends of mine told me.  1. Deep thinker / Overthink everything   2. Understanding   3. Smart   4. Intrepid   5. Cynical    6. At times humorous   7. Bold   8. (Girl-friend told me) Good listener   9. (Guitar teacher told me) Creative   10.  Spontanious  11. (At times) Pessimistic.    Since it's late, I'll tell you guys more about me tomorrow!    :D   I'm extremely sorry I haven't posted a comedy art in a while.  Dealing with personal stuff that I don't want ending up in my arts.    :)

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.

Hello Newgrounds People!!!!   :DDD    I want to start by telling you fans and new viewers a little more about me, so it doesn't seem like I'm just some "celebrity" that posts art and never talks to my my fans.  I feel that's the biggest problem when it comes to creators on youtube, newgrounds and other sites simillar.   One thing I think you fans and new viewers should know is my favorite movies & TV series, which are:  Babe, Pretty Women (for the beginning song) , Scarface, The God-Father, Jurassic Park, Monty Python, Back To The Future, Real Time with Bill Maher, Star Trek, The Boondocks, The Simpsons, Office space, Breakfast club, 16 candles, Family Guy, Red Tails, Daria, (Horror Movie) Rings, Matrix, Step Brothers, RICK & MORTY, Beavis & Butt-head, August Underground, Top Gun, Rainman, 2001 or 2002 Horror movie Cabin Fever, Spongebob, Beauty and the beast and The Incredibles.    Movies and TV series that bored me or don't care for are:  Frozen, all kung fu panda movies, Brave, Breadwinners, every Paranormal Activity movie, South Park, (Horror movie) sinister, Darkest Hour, Ted and Ted 2, (Horror movie) Lights out, We bought a zoo, God's not dead,  Independence day, Whale wars, Transformers, Galaxy Quest, Anti-christ (Hilariously bad! XD), How to train your dragon (I think that's the name), Honey boo boo and Sausage Party.    I have a Fascination with neroscience, morality, physics, politics and the concept of if our illusions that faberacate our reality was torn down what would happen?  If you have any questions of things you would like to know about me.  Comment me.   :)   The things I pointed out are just general interests, TV series and movies.     :D

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.  

Hello Newgrounds People!!!   :DDDD   I have been thinking about doing this for a while.  Some of you probably wonder what's my political views, or some of you may not care, and that's cool.   But I do want to get something out of the way before I start.  I do not have all the answers nor do I believe that I am "the most important person in the world."   I'm just giving you MY views on politics.  If you don't concur with my point of views, that's okay.  I respect you and we can still be friends regardless.   First and for most, I believe this country is heading in the wrong direction politically.  A lot of politicians, political comedians and people in general focus way to much on political parties and sides.  Which is attatched to my belief that the U.S  has become a place full of extremist.  Now let me give some context of what I mean...  So, when you watch TV or hear your family or friends debate about politics, you're always hearing and seeing them getting immensely angry at one another because one's not on the "right" or one's not on the "left".   It's got to the point where a lot of people are so far left or so far right, that when a leftist hears that someone's has a "right-wing" point of view they loose it (samething with the right).    I don't know if any of you have heard the concept of having SO much optimism and hope where indifference eventually becomes equal to hate.  But, I do think that's where we are today.   It's the reason you hear and see so much protests and riots, the reason people are so mortified when a president messes up or says something wrong, in some way it's because of too much hope and optimism.  Now, don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with being hopeful or optimistic.  I just think sometimes there's balance in having expectation, but not too much.    The point I'm trying to make is that I believe in what I call "political balance".   Every president has a rational side to them and instead of siding them and labeling one is this and one is that.  Is it possible for one president to have all the politically rational policies and opinions.  Is it possible for what we call the republicans, libreals, democrates and libratarians to be all one president.... I do. I think that is the president we need.  Not JUST a republican or just a democrate or just a liberatarian.  (One last thing I want to say:   Another problem is that debates aren't debates anymore.  It's just immature adults slingging mud at each other.  A debate is when two people learn about each others point of view.  Not yelling across the room and contriving one another to believe something.  Adults go to politics when they want to in a way get away from the kid cartoons. Adult can't do that anymore.  It's embarrasing what it's turned into.   If you've read all of this, you're a boss.  :)   Warm thanks to all of my new viewers and fans for all the support.  :)     It's awesome you guys take the time out of your day to view me.  

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler        

Hello Newgrounds People!!!   :DDDDD   Sorry about the awkward silence over the last couple days.  Been super busy with other projects I have in the works.  But now It's FO WHEELS!!!!  No more akwardness!!!  No more playing!!  I'm a playa!!!   Not a "gangster playa".  So far from it.   I don't want you guess asking in the comments "Hey Tyler? Were you in a gang?  And if so were you with the crips or the bloods?"  Then I would type back  "Naw."   A new comedy art is out!  :)   It's called "Obesity can be a TV and photo censor".    I want to give a special thanks to all of my new viewers and fans for all of your support.   I'll never give up on you guys.  :)

Sincerely, AbsurdTyler.

(Epic raspy man voice that's in deep emotional pain from those drama movies:   What is the meaning of life?  As I ask you more random deep questions that only makes me sound unattractive and dull.   I want to send you on my journey...  Yes, you care about my tedious, overly emotional thoughts.  'Cause I've been feeling pregnant, trepidation, anxiety, disstress, anger, morning sickness, you know manly stuff.   Stuff Brad Pitt feels on every third Wendsday of every fifth month of every other year....  Life's funny sometimes...."  (Now a sonic the hedgehog voice advertising: Hello Newgrounds People!!!   :DDDD  Non-epic drama AbsurdTyler here!!!  More comedy arts coming very soon!    You better be ready!