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(Epic raspy man voice that's in deep emotional pain from those drama movies: What is the meaning of life? As I ask you more random deep questions that only makes me sound unattractive and dull. I want to send you on my journey... Yes, you care about my tedious, overly emotional thoughts. 'Cause I've been feeling pregnant, trepidation, anxiety, disstress, anger, morning sickness, you know manly stuff. Stuff Brad Pitt feels on every third Wendsday of every fifth month of every other year.... Life's funny sometimes...." (Now a sonic the hedgehog voice advertising: Hello Newgrounds People!!! :DDDD Non-epic drama AbsurdTyler here!!! More comedy arts coming very soon! You better be ready!
Hello Newgrounds People!!! LOL!!! Don't any of you say "adventure time" down in the comments, just because of the news post title. XD Anyway, you guys are here to see what's going on. :D I've been working on mutiple comedy arts at once. Pulling all nighters to perfect my art. Sometimes it's difficult to replicate what you're visioning on the page, but I think that's the key motivation to keep improving. :) A new comedy art will be posted tonight! Keep your eyes peeled! :D
Hello Newgrounds People!!! :D New comedy art out and ready to view! This one is not a satire, this one is definitely one of my favorites. The comedy art is called "Bloody Herpe, Rob!". Check it out if you're interested! Tell me if it's one of your favorites of mine. I aslo want to give a warm thank you to all of my fans, new viewers and even people that aren't big fans of me. Keep your eyes peeled for more comedy arts!
(Overly Manly, Balls Deep Narrating Voice) "Long ago, a man by the name of 'AbsurdTyler' dreamed of creating art with lowbrow jokes you would hear from a 6th grader. Racist jokes, rape jokes, relationship jokes, yo mama jokes, poop jokes. This was his "dream"! Little did he know, he was destorying what he made the day before he thought of it.... Which means, ABSURDTYLER........WAS..........NEVER...........BORN! Now the art he calls comedy art, made by the hands of angels from the acient mists of Hemdale. Is now stirring up debates of rather or not the comedy arts are made on paint, oooorrrrrr............ NERDS!" Latenight AbsurdTyler!!! :D Love all of you fans and new viewers!!!
Hello Newgrounds People!!! :DDD Laugh and think. That's what some of my comedy arts are meant to do, and, yes, most are just for entertainment and laughing purposes. The ones that seem more serious than funny, though. Are the ones that may seem like I'm just trying to throw out a shock joke. I promise that's not what I'm doing. The newest comedy art "burn baby burn", for example, was making more of a statement than a joke. So, keep your eyes peeled for the funny comedy arts and satirical comedy arts. Love all of you fans and new viewers! :) New comedy art coming soon!
Hello Newgrounds People!!! :D Change in plans, the new comedy art has been posted early!!! Re-edited part: I want to add something before you guys start thinking I'm just being down right cruel in the latest comedy art. The new comedy art is satirizing the retarded parents you see in the news that leave there kids unattended at home or in a hot car. So, I'm making not only the character in the comedy art look bad, but the inane parents out there that do this crap as well. I know it's touchy, but I promise I'm not just being insensitive. There was thought put into this. Next time when I do a comedy art like that, I'll put a satire warning.
Hello Newgrounds People!!! Immerse yourself with excitement!!! Wil the comedy art be okay? Will it be hilarious? Or will it not be funny and everyone DIES?!?!?!?!!! <<<(Dramatic Little Girl Scream)......... (Sudden Happy Voice)>>> New comedy art. :) (ME SCREAMING WITH A FOOTBALL PLAYER VOICE) >> FOR THE FANS!!!!
Hello Newgrounds People!!!! Are you ready for more comedy arts?!?!?!!?!! :DDD Well, another comedy art is being posted soon! Keep your eyes peeled!!!! :) I want to give a warm thanks to all of my fans and new viewers for all of the support. It really means a lot.
Hello Newgrounds People!!!! This comedy art is a special I've had in the works for a while. Enjoy!
Hello Newgrounds People!!! I'm gonna give advice about newgrounds like I know what I'm talking about, even though it's immensely transparent, and obvious I'm just as oblivious as everyone else; First piece of advice. Don't be covetous about your art, movies or games. Already off to a horrible start! Coming off as the most insufferable hypocrite, 'cause we all know every person on youtube, newgrounds and twitter wants nothing but depressing unneeded attention. Second piece of advice. Use bullshit software or art programs that will make your cartoons realistic, which is ironic when you're talking about fucking 2D drawings. Your cartoon can't be a cartoon, it has to an omnipitent, perfect, surreal hybrid super creation... Third piece of advice. Fame is based on nothing but pure luck and coincidnece, so waste all your time inquiring and buying all the fatuous equipment for your newgrounds or youtube account. Only to realize you've spent a year working on something that has made absolutely no progress. Anyway, that was "I give constructive tips so everyone else can't do the art, videos or games they want. But it makes me feel like I'm a big boy now mentioning all this pointless bullshit." :D