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AbsurdTyler
Hello! I'm AbsurdTyler! I've LOVED cartoons since I was 8 years old and have been drawing them every since! My real first name is Cody, and, the AbsurdTyler Name comes from My inspiration Newgrounds creator: Mental Myles.

Age 29, Male

Writer and illustrat

Texas

Joined on 8/11/14

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I'M GONNA PRETEND I HAVE WISDOM ABOUT NEWGROUNDS

Posted by AbsurdTyler - July 22nd, 2017


Hello Newgrounds People!!!    I'm gonna give advice about newgrounds like I know what I'm talking about, even though it's immensely transparent, and obvious I'm just as oblivious as everyone else;   First piece of advice.  Don't be covetous about your art, movies or games.   Already off to a horrible start!  Coming off as the most insufferable hypocrite, 'cause we all know every person on youtube, newgrounds and twitter wants nothing but depressing unneeded attention.  Second piece of advice.  Use bullshit software or art programs that will make your cartoons realistic, which is ironic when you're talking about fucking 2D drawings.  Your cartoon can't be a cartoon, it has to an omnipitent, perfect, surreal hybrid super creation...  Third piece of advice.  Fame is based on nothing but pure luck and coincidnece, so waste all your time inquiring and buying all the fatuous equipment for your newgrounds or youtube account.  Only to realize you've spent a year working on something that has made absolutely no progress.   Anyway, that was "I give constructive tips so everyone else can't do the art, videos or games they want.  But it makes me feel like I'm a big boy now mentioning all this pointless bullshit."   :D    


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