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AbsurdTyler
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    Hello! I'm AbsurdTyler! I've LOVED cartoons since I was 8 years old and have been drawing them every since! My real first name is Cody, and, the AbsurdTyler Name comes from My inspiration Newgrounds creator: Mental Myles.

    Age 29, Male

    Writer and illustrat

    Texas

    Joined on 8/11/14

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    I DON'T WANNA WAIT... FOR MY WIFE TO GET HOTTER!

    Posted by AbsurdTyler - August 10th, 2017


    (Epic raspy man voice that's in deep emotional pain from those drama movies:   What is the meaning of life?  As I ask you more random deep questions that only makes me sound unattractive and dull.   I want to send you on my journey...  Yes, you care about my tedious, overly emotional thoughts.  'Cause I've been feeling pregnant, trepidation, anxiety, disstress, anger, morning sickness, you know manly stuff.   Stuff Brad Pitt feels on every third Wendsday of every fifth month of every other year....  Life's funny sometimes...."  (Now a sonic the hedgehog voice advertising: Hello Newgrounds People!!!   :DDDD  Non-epic drama AbsurdTyler here!!!  More comedy arts coming very soon!    You better be ready!   


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